There are tonns of famous wedding quotations there including really very funny ones.
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of “Rings”: Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won’t try to run her life, and he won’t try to run his, either.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.

He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, “You’re the boss.”
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do…but she’s certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Maryon Pearson
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
Rita Rudner
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Beverly Nichols
Marriage–a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.